I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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So yeah, this just happened. I’m sad to say the first person was a good friend of mine in junior and high school. The convo went on after this, but it’s not my place to out the guy she’s talking about so I left that off.
I don’t normally act on my impulse to “correct” people on the InternetFacebook, but I just couldn’t help it this time.
I hope I educated her. I hope other “Christians” realize that God would not want them hating his children, and we are ALL his children, regardless of race or sexuality or religion. If He really hates gays (or anyone else deemed a “lesser” human being by society) He will handle them in His own way but WE have no right to judge anyone else.

So yeah, this just happened. I’m sad to say the first person was a good friend of mine in junior and high school. The convo went on after this, but it’s not my place to out the guy she’s talking about so I left that off.

I don’t normally act on my impulse to “correct” people on the InternetFacebook, but I just couldn’t help it this time.

I hope I educated her. I hope other “Christians” realize that God would not want them hating his children, and we are ALL his children, regardless of race or sexuality or religion. If He really hates gays (or anyone else deemed a “lesser” human being by society) He will handle them in His own way but WE have no right to judge anyone else.

The not-so-funny story of why I have a Facebook.

A few years ago I heard a news story about some girl/young woman who’d died (presumably by her own hand) and there was something about her only having a few friends on Facebook…something about how her online yearbook was just as empty as her real one. For some reason that became the focus of the story—her status/reputation/popularity on Facebook.

Within an hour of that broadcast I was adding every person I could think of from both high schools I attended as well as community college, and of course family members from every branch of the tree I could reach.

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Some days, the things I read on Facebook make me wonder which alien planet I was sent here from because I am clearly nothing like these people I for some reason or another made my “friends.”

I just sat and contemplated making a new email address for the sole purpose of making an “exclusive” Facebook.

What the fuck is going on in my mind right now?

I mean honestly.

I talk and talk about how Idgaf what people think of me and my opinions/beliefs/stances, yet tonight I nearly spent…who knows how long…creating an email, then a Facebook, then adding only certain people, then changing all the contact info on ALL my sites to the new email so I can cancel the old one; pathetic.

I’m glad I snapped out of that temporary psychosis.

I’m not making any “new” email or Facebook…I’m just going to start deleting people from the one I have. I don’t care if they’re related to me of if I’ve known them since kindergarten, I am sick and tired of upsetting my ulcers over “debates” on Facebook.

I should not have to be anxious that someone will have said something to piss me off. I might end this week will all of about 20 “friends” but at least I’ll have a much happier online-life.

(I wouldn’t have a personal Facebook at all except I have to have one in order to have a page for The Survivor’s Mark.)

Current Facebook Status:

Just went from 323 to 236 “friends.” May delete more this week, we’ll see how it goes. For now…Perhaps I’ll spend less time scrolling through my Facebook News Feed and more time enjoying life!

Current Truth:

Just deleted 87 people from my “friends” list who were never nice to me and have no place being in my life, not even my digital one. I will almost certainly delete more this week, we’ll see who pisses me off. For now…I’m going back to Tumblr where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts!

The difference between people I went to high school with, and friends I’ve made online.

The difference between people I went to high school with, and friends I’ve made online.

feministslut:

stfubelievers:

“I thought this belonged here.”
You thought right.
(Thanks http://freelance-.tumblr.com/)

What the fucking hell is “straight revival?” The straight folks have not gone anywhere. Also, TX has not lost any of its straight folks, there are thousands of heterosexist asshats down in TX.
Also, 1 Cor. 6:9, the word for “homosexual” in greek is slang. We don’t know what it exactly means but we think it is closely translated into “dirty old man,” i.e. pedophile. Guess what? Gay men aren’t pedophiles.

Also, 1 Cor. 6:9, the word for “homosexual” in greek is slang. We don’t  know what it exactly means but we think it is closely translated into  “dirty old man,” i.e. pedophile. Guess what? Gay men aren’t pedophiles.
This will forever be what I tell gay bashing Bible thumpers.
As a person who believes in God I CANNOT STAND people like her. You make us ALL look bad. You need to read and reread and research the Bible before you start quoting it.
PS:
Matthew. 7.1-5

37  ¶ Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:38  give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and  shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For  with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you  again.39  ¶ And he spake a parable unto them; Can the blind lead the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?  Mt. 15.14 40  The disciple is not above his master:  Mt. 10.24, 25 · Joh. 13.16 ;  15.20 but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.41  And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?42  Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the  mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that  is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of  thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that  is in thy brother’s eye.

feministslut:

stfubelievers:

“I thought this belonged here.”

You thought right.

(Thanks http://freelance-.tumblr.com/)

What the fucking hell is “straight revival?” The straight folks have not gone anywhere. Also, TX has not lost any of its straight folks, there are thousands of heterosexist asshats down in TX.

Also, 1 Cor. 6:9, the word for “homosexual” in greek is slang. We don’t know what it exactly means but we think it is closely translated into “dirty old man,” i.e. pedophile. Guess what? Gay men aren’t pedophiles.

Also, 1 Cor. 6:9, the word for “homosexual” in greek is slang. We don’t know what it exactly means but we think it is closely translated into “dirty old man,” i.e. pedophile. Guess what? Gay men aren’t pedophiles.

This will forever be what I tell gay bashing Bible thumpers.

As a person who believes in God I CANNOT STAND people like her. You make us ALL look bad. You need to read and reread and research the Bible before you start quoting it.

PS:

Matthew. 7.1-5

37  ¶ Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
38  give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
39  ¶ And he spake a parable unto them; Can the blind lead the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch? Mt. 15.14
40  The disciple is not above his master: Mt. 10.24, 25 · Joh. 13.16 ; 15.20 but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.
41  And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
42  Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother’s eye.
iamonlyamaid:

thedailywhat:

Single Topic Tumblr of the Day: “Literally Unbelievable” — a Tumblr dedicated to Facebook posts from confoundingly credulous individuals who somehow managed to avoid arriving at the clear-as-day conclusion that The Onion is satire.
[literallyunbelievable.]

#satire.

I actually know some of these people personally.

iamonlyamaid:

thedailywhat:

Single Topic Tumblr of the Day:Literally Unbelievable” — a Tumblr dedicated to Facebook posts from confoundingly credulous individuals who somehow managed to avoid arriving at the clear-as-day conclusion that The Onion is satire.

[literallyunbelievable.]

#satire.

I actually know some of these people personally.

(Source: literallyunbelievable)

feministslut:

jesuisjoiedevivre:

squee-gee:

neutresex:

rabbleprochoice:

pixyled:

fuckyeahchoice:

amybagadonuts:

Yay! It’s an ABORTION CELEBRATION PARTY! Keep it CLASSY Pro-“choicers…”

Even if this is real, which i greatly doubt. 
This is one person(who seems to be quite happy about her abortion) does not speak for the whole pro-choice side any more than clinic bombers speak for you. (Assuming you’re not ok with that) 
If this person was real, she clearly is not ready to take care of a child with her raging alcoholism.
All this said, I’m doubting this is a real person. 

Uh if this is a real person, I honestly DON’T see anything wrong here.She’s getting a legal medical procedure. Why the fuck wouldn’t she be allowed to celebrate after? Oh yeah, because we’re supposed to all hate abortion, a legal medical procedure which saves countless lives on a regular basis, and be ashamed ashamed ashamed of it. Fuck that. If i got heart surgery, I’d  throw a celebration party. If I got an appendectomy, I’d throw a celebration. Abortion is a medical procedure just like any fucking other and if she wants to celebrate a successsful medical procedure, why the FUCK shouldn’t she be allowed to? Down with this hush hush shame we’re supposed to make abortion be. It is not an easy decision for countless people and is very serious for many people. But if some one doesn’t feel like it should be that big of a deal to them, why the fuck do we have to look down on them for it? We woudln’t say that about ANY FUCKING OTHER medical procedure, would we? WE wouldn’t shake our head at some one who said “You know I think I will get my tounsils removed afterall. ” and be like “SHE HAS NO SHAMMMMME BURN THE WITCH”. Fuck that. I’m sick of the abortion shame. Sick of it. It’s a medical procedure, and if some people wanna treat it casually, they should fucking get to without us denouncing them.Person who may not exist but who may exist in this facebook thing, I hope your abortion went well and I’m glad you made what was the best decision for YOU PERSONALLY, and I hope your after-a-legal-medical-procedure party went well.

Pixyled wins the internet today.
Love,
Rabble

Shit, I’d have a party too.

Shit, I breathe a sigh of relief every 28 days.

Honestly is there ever a better time to throw a party than knowing you’re not pregnant?
Also, I’m just going to throw this out there because I’m high as fuck on Mucinex and Dayquil: that abortion party that Jezebel posted about two years ago? That was me and my roommates. We threw an abortion party to raise money so our friend could pay for hers. It was awesome, and I would do it again in a heartbeat for any of my friends who needed help to pay for one. 

pixyled, your post rocks and I agree. Abortion is a legal medical procedure and if she wants to celebrate that it went well and is not pregnant anymore, more power to the person who got the abortion [whether or not she is real]. Hope she had a good party and the procedure went well. I’d throw my friends an abortion party if they wanted one. I’d throw one to raise money for their abortion as well.

“This baby dead” is a little bit much but otherwise, I agree with the commentary.

feministslut:

jesuisjoiedevivre:

squee-gee:

neutresex:

rabbleprochoice:

pixyled:

fuckyeahchoice:

amybagadonuts:

Yay! It’s an ABORTION CELEBRATION PARTY! Keep it CLASSY Pro-“choicers…”

Even if this is real, which i greatly doubt. 

This is one person(who seems to be quite happy about her abortion) does not speak for the whole pro-choice side any more than clinic bombers speak for you. (Assuming you’re not ok with that) 

If this person was real, she clearly is not ready to take care of a child with her raging alcoholism.

All this said, I’m doubting this is a real person. 

Uh if this is a real person, I honestly DON’T see anything wrong here.
She’s getting a legal medical procedure. Why the fuck wouldn’t she be allowed to celebrate after? Oh yeah, because we’re supposed to all hate abortion, a legal medical procedure which saves countless lives on a regular basis, and be ashamed ashamed ashamed of it. Fuck that. If i got heart surgery, I’d  throw a celebration party. If I got an appendectomy, I’d throw a celebration. Abortion is a medical procedure just like any fucking other and if she wants to celebrate a successsful medical procedure, why the FUCK shouldn’t she be allowed to?

Down with this hush hush shame we’re supposed to make abortion be. It is not an easy decision for countless people and is very serious for many people. But if some one doesn’t feel like it should be that big of a deal to them, why the fuck do we have to look down on them for it? We woudln’t say that about ANY FUCKING OTHER medical procedure, would we? WE wouldn’t shake our head at some one who said “You know I think I will get my tounsils removed afterall. ” and be like “SHE HAS NO SHAMMMMME BURN THE WITCH”. Fuck that. I’m sick of the abortion shame. Sick of it. It’s a medical procedure, and if some people wanna treat it casually, they should fucking get to without us denouncing them.


Person who may not exist but who may exist in this facebook thing, I hope your abortion went well and I’m glad you made what was the best decision for YOU PERSONALLY, and I hope your after-a-legal-medical-procedure party went well.

Pixyled wins the internet today.

Love,

Rabble

Shit, I’d have a party too.

Shit, I breathe a sigh of relief every 28 days.

Honestly is there ever a better time to throw a party than knowing you’re not pregnant?

Also, I’m just going to throw this out there because I’m high as fuck on Mucinex and Dayquil: that abortion party that Jezebel posted about two years ago? That was me and my roommates. We threw an abortion party to raise money so our friend could pay for hers. It was awesome, and I would do it again in a heartbeat for any of my friends who needed help to pay for one. 

pixyled, your post rocks and I agree. Abortion is a legal medical procedure and if she wants to celebrate that it went well and is not pregnant anymore, more power to the person who got the abortion [whether or not she is real]. Hope she had a good party and the procedure went well. I’d throw my friends an abortion party if they wanted one. I’d throw one to raise money for their abortion as well.

“This baby dead” is a little bit much but otherwise, I agree with the commentary.

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A WILD DIPSHIT APPEARS!!!

This is why I stay the FUCK off of Facebook.

JEEBUS!!

onemanbombsquad:

ALWAYS

OMG if you don’t agree with what I post good for you but save your two cents because I REALLY don’t want to hear your concern troll bullshit.

I fucking hate Facebook so much.

If I didn’t have the SM page I would have deleted it AGES ago.

Current Facebook Status:

You use your Facebook to quote songs, tell jokes and share photos of your doggies and kids and friends. I will now be using mine for all that AND: spreading body acceptance, equality, intelligence, abuse awareness, love and hope. Like it or not, I am who I am and I’m not going to hide anymore. I have a shiny new smile and a bold new outlook on life: “Take me as I am, or leave me!”

:)