I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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Halloween + Period =

Halloween + Period =

What in Halloween Hell is going on, DirecTV?!?!

It is October. Over 9 days into October, to be exact.

That said:

When I search for Hocus Pocus, you GIVE me Hocus Pocus.

ponyleague:

devincastro:

Hocus Pocus (1993).

You can now watch your favorite Halloween movie anytime you’d like. Happy October, everyone!

holy crap, I LOVE this movie!

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!

mindymaygan: jelbertson: ALL FUCKING DAY! THANK YOU. MY FAVORITE EVER! Set to record on my DVR. Prepare to be watched many times over the next infinity.

mindymaygan:

jelbertson:

ALL FUCKING DAY!

THANK YOU. MY FAVORITE EVER!

Set to record on my DVR. Prepare to be watched many times over the next infinity.

(Source: lepetitmermaid)

I tried to resist, but couldn’t. HALLOWEEN ALL THE THINGS!!!! PhotoshopGIMP is a helluva drug.

I tried to resist, but couldn’t.

HALLOWEEN ALL THE THINGS!!!!

PhotoshopGIMP is a helluva drug.

Vote Chelsea as River Song for Best Character

misterpond:

I went to vote thinking, “I’ll look at them all and vote judiciously. I won’t just vote for this [clearly kick-ass] person because of my adoration for River.”

But then this [superbly BAMF] person was the best. By like, a River’s hair circumference.

You should go vote for this [glorious] person, too.

(Source: foxemulder)

thegits:

Fuck’n riottt.

HOCUS POCUS IS [fuckingfinally] ON!!!!!!

ponyleague replied to your post: HOCUS POCUS IS [fuckingfinally] ON!!!!!!

OMG WHERE I MUST WATCH

On DirecTV it’s on ABCFamily; I set it to record last week so I can watch it over and over and over….

Watching ‘Hocus Pocus’ [again.]

annieelainey: LOVE IT! New life goal.

annieelainey:

LOVE IT!

New life goal.

(Source: textsfrompawnee)
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rybrator:

Come Little Children // SJP Hocus Pocus

thedailywhat: ICWUDT of the Day: No, wait. This is the best Halloween costume ever. [reddit.] Earlier: Best Halloween costume ever.

thedailywhat:

ICWUDT of the Day: No, wait. This is the best Halloween costume ever.

[reddit.]

Earlier: Best Halloween costume ever.

I spent my Halloween creating a menu/buying groceries for the week, marathoning Being Human with Jordan, and making treats for Mookie’s munchkins. And I looked super pretty while doing it; this new eyeliner “trick” I’ve discovered is 9 kinds of awesome.

All in all a rather great day. Thanks, depression, for pissing off just in time. I really needed a good day.