I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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I wonder sometimes if people think it is strange I should be so warm a secessionist, but why should they, had not every woman the right to express her opinions upon such subjects, in private if not in public?

Ada Bacot

I love this one quote by Bacot because it completely dismisses the old notion that all white women in the South were apolitical and apathetic. 

(via fywomenshistory)

I’m sick of folks assuming white women just sat around in pretty dresses all day doing nothing while men were the only people concerned about politics or the state of their country/state. Southern women did care and did voice their opinions even though most people told them to shut it because it wasn’t a womans place.

(via feministslut)

“Southern women did care and did voice their opinions even though most people told them to shut it because it wasn’t a womans place.”

And guess what? That^ is what we’re still being told.

~Signed, A “loud-mouthed, uncouth, unpure, Godless, man-hating, extreme feminist” living in a two-horse town in East Texas.

(Source: )

I counted 5 (YES FIVE) Confererate flags while I was out and about today.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE START EDUCATING PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH???

-I- flew one of those flags for most of my youth because I DIDN’T KNOW BETTER; because I was preached to about “heritage” instead of informed about the truth.

I still hear the N word. It’s twenty fucking eleven, and I still have to ask people to not use that word around me. Black people can use it all they want, with or without the “a” on the end, it’s theirs to reclaim should they choose, but if I have to tell one more white teenager to watch his mouth, I might lose it and smack someone. Probably said ignorant white kid’s parents.

Because we aren’t born with that word in our vocabulary. Mommy and/or Daddy teaches it to us. And not just how to say/spell the word, but it’s definition, which is one of pure hate.

Disgusting.

They clearly learned the revisionist bullshit in class were state rights meant the federal government was going to take their guns or some crap like that.

100% true for me and most likely for the next generation (especially if Governor Good Hair takes over.) How I wish more people were campaigning for accurate and unbiased textbooks and teachers. How I wish Rick Perry would stop taking money away from schools and making it rain on Formula One Racing.

(inspired by this)

You know you’re a nerd when you name your Diablo II character after a -real- assassin.

the-good-news-news:

Girl, 6, found 160million year old fossil… with a beach spade
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the-good-news-news:

Girl, 6, found 160million year old fossil… with a beach spade

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Fred Shuttlesworth: 1922-2011

anarchyandscotch:

In the midst of the endless tweets and posts about the untimely passing of Steve Jobs, it’s easy to overlook the fact that another pioneer died yesterday. And while he had no impact on how you communicate, if you live in the United States, he had a profound impact on your society. Which makes it that much more depressing that few Americans outside of Alabama know his name.

Fred Shuttlesworth was one of the fiercest voices in the Civil Rights Movement. A minister from Birmingham, he routinely went toe-to-toe with the racist public safety commissioner Bull Connor, a man determined to keep segregation alive even after the tide of public sentiment had turned against it and willing to employ violent thugs from the Ku Klux Klan to achieve those ends. It was Shuttlesworth who demanded Martin Luther King bring his publicity machine to Birmingham, and together they were co-founders of Southern Christian Leadership Conference. In 1963, he organized a peaceful march through downtown Birmingham and was arrested for failing to first secure a parade permit. He fought his conviction all the way to the Supreme Court. And won.

Shuttlesworth is widely regarded as the most fearless soldier in the fight against segregation, and no matter how many attempts were made on his life, he never faltered. In 1956, sixteen sticks of dynamite were detonated beneath his bedroom window. He survived. In 1957, he was attacked by a group of Klansmen, who beat him with brass knuckles and chains, and stabbed him. He survived. In 1958, someone planted a bomb in his church, but it was noticed by a church member and moved to the street before it went off. At no point did Shuttlesworth back down, nor did he waver from his commitment to nonviolence.

He once said he would “kill segregation or be killed by it.” All Americans should consider themselves fortunate that it was Shuttlesworth who emerged victorious in that battle. And none of us should forget him.

Top 5 Reasons Why the Occupy Wall Street Protests Embody the Values of the Real Boston Tea Party

stfuconservatives:

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/10/03/333925/top-5-reasons-why-the-occupy-wall-street-protests-embody-values-of-the-real-boston-tea-party/

In recent years, the Boston Tea Party has been associated with a right-wing movement that supports policies favoring powerful corporations and the wealthy. As ThinkProgress has reported, lobbyists and Republican front groups have driven the current manifestation of the Tea Party to push for giveaways to oil companies and big businesses.

However, the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations are picking up momentum across the country better embody the values of the original Boston Tea Party. In the late 18th century, the British government became deeply entwined with the interests of the East India Trading Company, a massive conglomerate that counted British aristocracy as shareholders. Americans, upset with a government that used the colonies to enrich the East India Trading Company, donned Native American costumes and boarded the ships belonging to the company and destroyed the company’s tea. In the last two weeks, as protesters have gathered from New York to Los Angeles to protest corporate domination over American politics, a true Tea Party movement may be brewing:

1.) The Original Boston Tea Party Was A Civil Disobedience Action Against A Private Corporation. In 1773, agitators blocked the importation of tea by East India Trading Company ships across the country. In Boston harbor, a band of protesters led by Samuel Adams boarded the corporation’s ships and dumped the tea into the harbor. No East India Trading Company employees were harmed, but the destruction of the company’s tea is estimated to be worth up to $2 million in today’s money. The Occupy Wall Street protests have targetedbig banks like Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, as well as multinational corporations like GE with sit-ins and peaceful rallies.

2.) The Original Boston Tea Party Feared That Corporate Greed Would Destroy America. As Professor Benjamin Carp has argued, colonists perceived the East India Trading Company as a “fearsome monopolistic company that was going to rob them blind and pave the way maybe for their enslavement.” A popular pamphlet called The Alarm agitated for a revolt against the East India Trading Company by warning that the British corporation would devastate America just as it had devastated South Asian colonies: “Their Conduct in Asia, for some Years past, has given simple Proof, how little they regard the Laws of Nations, the Rights, Liberties, or Lives of Men. […] And these not being sufficient to glut their Avarice, they have, by the most unparalleled Barbarities, Extortions, and Monopolies, stripped the miserable Inhabitants of their Property, and reduced whole Provinces to Indigence and Ruin.”

3.) The Original Boston Tea Party Believed Government Necessary To Protect Against Corporate Excess. Smithsonian historian Barbara Smith has noted that Samuel Adams believed that oppression could occur when governments are too weak. As Adams explained in a Boston newspaper, government should exist “to protect the people and promote their prosperity.” Patriots behind the Tea Party revolt believed “rough economic equality was necessary to maintaining liberty,” says Smith. Occupy Wall Street protesters demand a country that invests in education, infrastructure, and jobs.

4.) The Original Boston Tea Party Was Sparked By A Corporate Tax Cut For A British Corporation. The Tea Act, a law by the British Parliament exempting tea imported by the East India Trading Company from taxes and allowing the corporation to directly ship its tea to the colonies for sale, is credited with setting off the Boston Tea Party. The law was perceived as an effort by the British to bailout the East India Trading Company by shutting off competition from American shippers. George R.T. Hewes, one of the patriots who boarded the East India Trading Company ships and dumped the tea, told a biographer that the East India Trading Company had twisted the laws so “it was no longer the small vessels of private merchants, who went to vend tea for their own account in the ports of the colonies, but, on the contrary, ships of an enormous burthen, that transported immense quantities of this commodity.” Occupy Wall Street demands the end of corporate tax loopholes as well as the enactment of higher taxes on billionaires and millionaires.

5.) The Original Boston Tea Party Wanted A Stronger Democracy. There is a common misconception that the Boston Tea Party was simply a revolt against taxation. The truth is much more nuanced, and there were many factors behind the opposition to the East India Company and the British government. Although the colonists resented taxes levied by a distant British Parliament, in the years preceding the Tea Party, the Massachusetts colony had levied taxes several times to pay for local services. The issue at hand was representation and government accountable to the needs of the American people. Patrick Henry and other patriots organized the revolutionary effort by claiming that legitimate laws and taxes could only be passed by legislatures elected by Americans. According to historian Benjamin Carp, the protesters in Boston perceived that the British government’s actions were set by the East India Trading Company. “As Americans learned more about the provisions of the new East India Company laws, they realized that Parliament would sooner lenda hand to the Company than the colonies,” wrote Carp.

Progressive political movements, from Martin Luther King to Mahatma Gandhi, have drawn on the original American Boston Tea Party for inspiring civil disobedience against oppression. Indeed, the very first Boston Tea Party was truly radical and faced scorn from elites and conservatives of the era.

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Learn some history!

-Joe

ponyleague:








Did you know? The Easter Island Statues have bodies:









Easter Island Statue Project









The Easter Island Statue Project (EISP) is a private research program and archive created by Jo Anne Van Tilburg, Principle Investigator and EISP founder and director, with Cristián Arévalo Pakarati, Rapa Nui artist and co-director of EISP.  The profound and immediate need for conservation actions on the moai became apparent over the course of more than 20 years of subjective observation and field experience acquired by us during our island-wide archaeological survey, which was conducted in association with our Chilean and Rapa Nui colleagues.









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ponyleague:

Did you know? The Easter Island Statues have bodies:

Easter Island Statue Project

The Easter Island Statue Project (EISP) is a private research program and archive created by Jo Anne Van Tilburg, Principle Investigator and EISP founder and director, with Cristián Arévalo Pakarati, Rapa Nui artist and co-director of EISP.  The profound and immediate need for conservation actions on the moai became apparent over the course of more than 20 years of subjective observation and field experience acquired by us during our island-wide archaeological survey, which was conducted in association with our Chilean and Rapa Nui colleagues.

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Returning heroes: The Union Jack and the French Tricolour flutter above the lines of troops marching through Kinghtsbridge during the World War One victory parade in 1919

Returning heroes: The Union Jack and the French Tricolour flutter above the lines of troops marching through Kinghtsbridge during the World War One victory parade in 1919

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I sure hope someone out there in Tumblrland is capping this “Boy Meets World” episode.

Work your magic, Dash. Someone you always know what I’ve been watching and you make beautiful graphics and GIFs. Don’t fail me now!

Today in History: Good News Edition

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  • In 1759, Arthur Guinness founded his famous brewery at St. James’s Gate in Dublin.
  • In 1879, Thomas Edison first publicly demonstrated his electric incandescent light in Menlo Park, N.J.
  • In 1909, the Manhattan Bridge, spanning the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn, was officially opened to vehicular traffic.
  • In 1946, President Harry S. Truman officially proclaimed the end of hostilities in World War II.
  • In 1991, representatives of the government of El Salvador and rebels reached agreement at the United Nations on a peace accord to end 12 years of civil war.

Today in “I didn’t know they were Black!!”: Ludwig Van Beethoven

siddharthasmama:

theafrosistuh:


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The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer.  Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion.:

” Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: “Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.”

Emil Ludwig, in his book “Beethoven,” says: “His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].”

Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book “An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,” wrote “His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.”

C. Czerny stated, “His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.”

Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, “dark”; Bettina von Armin, “brown”; Schindler, “red and brown”; Rellstab, “brownish”; Gelinek, “short, dark.”

Newsweek, in its Sept. 23, 1991 issue stated, “Afrocentrism ranges over the whole panorama of human history, coloring in the faces: from Australopithecus to the inventors of mathematics to the great Negro composer Beethoven.”

And yet Western “scholars” want you to believe that Beethoven looked like:


The white washing of history is boundless, goodness gracious.

WHAT ELSE DID YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT, AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM?!??!?!?

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Love Letters of Elizabeth Barrett and Robert Browning now online

Their 573 love letters, which capture their courtship, their blossoming  love and their forbidden marriage, have long fascinated scholars and  poetry fans. Though transcriptions of their correspondence have been  published in the past, the handwritten letters could only be seen at  Wellesley College, where the collection has been kept since 1930.
But starting Tuesday, Valentine’s Day, their famous love letters will  become available online where readers can see them — just as they were  written — with creased paper, fading ink, quill pen cross outs, and even  the envelopes the two poets used.
The digitization project is a collaboration between Wellesley and Baylor  University in Waco, Texas, which houses the world’s largest collection  of books, letters and other items related to the Brownings.
Wellesley administrators hope the project will expose students, romantics, poetry fans and others to their love story.

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Editor’s Note: OTP!!!!

positive-press-daily:

Love Letters of Elizabeth Barrett and Robert Browning now online

Their 573 love letters, which capture their courtship, their blossoming love and their forbidden marriage, have long fascinated scholars and poetry fans. Though transcriptions of their correspondence have been published in the past, the handwritten letters could only be seen at Wellesley College, where the collection has been kept since 1930.

But starting Tuesday, Valentine’s Day, their famous love letters will become available online where readers can see them — just as they were written — with creased paper, fading ink, quill pen cross outs, and even the envelopes the two poets used.

The digitization project is a collaboration between Wellesley and Baylor University in Waco, Texas, which houses the world’s largest collection of books, letters and other items related to the Brownings.

Wellesley administrators hope the project will expose students, romantics, poetry fans and others to their love story.

(click-through for full story)

Editor’s Note: OTP!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaat? I don’t believe that! *to Google*

Most people think of piñatas as a fun activity for parties but they have a long history. There is some debate but it appears that its origin is not Spanish but rather Chinese. The Chinese version was in the shape of a cow or ox and used for the New Year.  It was decorated with symbols and colors meant to produce a favorable  climate for the coming growing season. It was filled with five types of  seeds and then hit with sticks of various colors. After the piñata was  broken, the remains were burned and the ashes kept for good luck.

Hmph. You win again, factsandchicks.

Whaaaaaaaaat? I don’t believe that! *to Google*

Most people think of piñatas as a fun activity for parties but they have a long history. There is some debate but it appears that its origin is not Spanish but rather Chinese. The Chinese version was in the shape of a cow or ox and used for the New Year. It was decorated with symbols and colors meant to produce a favorable climate for the coming growing season. It was filled with five types of seeds and then hit with sticks of various colors. After the piñata was broken, the remains were burned and the ashes kept for good luck.

Hmph. You win again, factsandchicks.