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Slut.
Misandrist.
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Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
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"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

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Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found not guilty of felony charges

*SEXUAL ASSAULT TRIGGER WARNING*

catherines-tates:

matt-smith-:

thequietworld:

fuckwitmuggle | fistwavingfeminism:

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

Click link to read full article

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

I just can’t with this article.

I feel like throwing up honestly. This is disgusting.

And he gets to walk away from it, not even a slap on the wrist.

Fucking hell.

I HAVE NO WORDS, JUST RAGE.

He stalked her and raped her and then 12 jurors agreed that it was her fault because she dances on a pole.

Faith in humanity -438925483290483290483209

angelsforashes:

yes-butno:

Westboro Baptist Church comes to Long Beach, CA… a dance party ensues.
My favorite signs: “GOD HATES FIGS” and “BRING BACK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!”. I love California.

This is wonderful!

Straight against Hate! Anyone lucky/blessed enough to find someone to love unconditionally should be CELEBRATED, not persecuted!!

(Source: thisisnotbruce)

mothernaturenetwork:

Baked Goods:
Whites: $2
Asians: $1.50
Latinos: $1
Blacks: 75 cents
Native Americans: 25 cents
*Women get 25 cents off all baked goods.
Berkeley students to host race-based bake saleGOP students at University of California, Berkeley will vary bake sale prices based on a customers’ race, gender, or national background. The point: using a ranking system for races isn’t fair — not for bake sales, and not for college admissions.
What’s your take on this?

“The point: using a ranking system for races isn’t fair — not for bake sales, and not for college admissions.”
Um…then why are you doing it?!?! This seems more counterproductive than satirical (which is apparently what “they” are calling it.) GOP you confuse me.

mothernaturenetwork:

Baked Goods:

Whites: $2

Asians: $1.50

Latinos: $1

Blacks: 75 cents

Native Americans: 25 cents

*Women get 25 cents off all baked goods.

Berkeley students to host race-based bake sale

GOP students at University of California, Berkeley will vary bake sale prices based on a customers’ race, gender, or national background. The point: using a ranking system for races isn’t fair — not for bake sales, and not for college admissions.

What’s your take on this?

“The point: using a ranking system for races isn’t fair — not for bake sales, and not for college admissions.”

Um…then why are you doing it?!?! This seems more counterproductive than satirical (which is apparently what “they” are calling it.) GOP you confuse me.

Bank Of America Branch In California Reportedly Refuses To Allow Protesters To Close Accounts

Apparently I’ve woken up in the wrong country.

The Oakland Tribune has been live-blogging this all day.

Freedom of Assembly: Only valid with a permit.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!

(Source: evanfleischer)

itsthemusicpeople:

And heeeeeere comes the tear gas #occupyoakland -@garonsen

screenshots from ABC 7 live helicopter coverage

I’m going to be ill.

New Zealand is looking more and more appealing by the minute!

(Source: mknmv)

Even if you don’t support the Occupy Wall Street movement, how can you defend police officers teargassing peaceful protesters not once but TWICE in less than 24 hours? In America? How?

(Source: inothernews)

youmakenosense:

Guess where this is!
…
No, not a dictatorship in South America!
…
No, not an uprising in the Middle East!
…
It’s Oakland, California, right here in the United States!
Police, in full riot gear, with weapons, acting against US citizens.

I guess we only enforce the right to peaceably assemble in -other- countries now.

youmakenosense:

Guess where this is!

No, not a dictatorship in South America!

No, not an uprising in the Middle East!

It’s Oakland, California, right here in the United States!

Police, in full riot gear, with weapons, acting against US citizens.

I guess we only enforce the right to peaceably assemble in -other- countries now.

stfuconservatives:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Range_Acoustic_Device

Just your rights being violated by a device developed  specifically in response to the terrorist attack on the USS Cole in October 2000.
What was created to fight the ENEMY may now soon be used against US.

stfuconservatives:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Range_Acoustic_Device

Just your rights being violated by a device developed specifically in response to the terrorist attack on the USS Cole in October 2000.

What was created to fight the ENEMY may now soon be used against US.

(Source: evanfleischer)