I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie /slash/ professional cook (at a hospital.)
Hairy, [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, polyamorous pansexual wife and Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me. " -- Frances "Baby" Houseman (from, you know, Dirty Dancing)

For what it's worth, operators of pornography blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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iamsamazon:

oldfamiliarway:

tangledupinlace:

 
‘Wet Hot American Summer’ sequel: Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, and more say they would return to Camp Firewood 
Wet Hot American Summer actors Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Janeane Garofalo, and David Hyde Pierce have all told Entertainment Weekly they would appear in a sequel to the camp movie spoof. Wet Hot grossed a meager $300,000 when it was released in July 2001, but over the past decade has developed a hardcore fan base and is increasingly regarded as a comedy classic. In recent years, several members of its once largely unknown cast — which also includes Amy Poehler and Bradley Cooper — have become major stars. “It’s been discussed over the last decade in various forms and incarnations,” says Rudd of a Wet Hot sequel. “I think we would all be up for doing it.”
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Wet Hot director David Wain and his co-writer Michael Showalter confirmed to EW they have been seriously thinking about writing a  second film set at Camp Firewood and may start work on the screenplay  later this year.
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

OH MY HOLY SHIT.
Please let this happen.

Jordan and I just watched this the other day.
I approve of a round two.

iamsamazon:

oldfamiliarway:

tangledupinlace:

‘Wet Hot American Summer’ sequel: Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, and more say they would return to Camp Firewood 

Wet Hot American Summer actors Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Janeane Garofalo, and David Hyde Pierce have all told Entertainment Weekly they would appear in a sequel to the camp movie spoof. Wet Hot grossed a meager $300,000 when it was released in July 2001, but over the past decade has developed a hardcore fan base and is increasingly regarded as a comedy classic. In recent years, several members of its once largely unknown cast — which also includes Amy Poehler and Bradley Cooper — have become major stars. “It’s been discussed over the last decade in various forms and incarnations,” says Rudd of a Wet Hot sequel. “I think we would all be up for doing it.”

(CLICK THROUGH FOR ARTICLE)

Wet Hot director David Wain and his co-writer Michael Showalter confirmed to EW they have been seriously thinking about writing a second film set at Camp Firewood and may start work on the screenplay later this year.

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

OH MY HOLY SHIT.

Please let this happen.

Jordan and I just watched this the other day.

I approve of a round two.


America according to Ron Swanson.

America according to Ron Swanson.

How could I -not- make this??

Jimmy Fallon To Host ‘Saturday Night Live’ For First Time

NBC announced Monday morning via press release that alumnus Jimmy  Fallon, host of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” will have his debut  appearance as host of “SNL” on December 17, and by all accounts, Fallon  is ecstatic.

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Jimmy Fallon To Host ‘Saturday Night Live’ For First Time

NBC announced Monday morning via press release that alumnus Jimmy Fallon, host of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” will have his debut appearance as host of “SNL” on December 17, and by all accounts, Fallon is ecstatic.

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ponyleague:


“Home Improvement” reunion - Entertainment Weekly! I feel old now! ’90s kid for life! submitted byhttp://brandon-writes.tumblr.com/

omg, look at JTT!!!

ponyleague:

“Home Improvement” reunion - Entertainment Weekly! I feel old now! ’90s kid for life! submitted byhttp://brandon-writes.tumblr.com/

omg, look at JTT!!!

mydrunkkitchen:

*ahem*
This cat is inbred.

mydrunkkitchen:

*ahem*

This cat is inbred.

(Source: belkis)

LOVED this pilot. Surprisingly. I knew I’d love the cast but babies/parents/a show about the crap I already see all day on Facebook?

Luckily it was NONE of those things. It was witty and honest and clever and just plain funny. Hubby and I lol’ed the entire half hour, not only at the show but at the brave people in our life currently raising newborns.

LOLOLOL, suckers.

"You know who’s not hungover? THAT BABY!”

“Instead of coming up with a new show, Ava’s in her office eating her feelings.”

  • 700 Plays

justlaughitoff1:

queen-poehler:

Parks and Recreation fandom


This made me so happy.

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: The reunited cast of Arrested Development do the show’s signature “chicken dance” live on stage at the New Yorker Festival. 

[gotcha / ontd.]

Earlier: Arrested Development returning to TV, says series creator Mitch Hurwitz.

dirtyovercoats:

best day of our lives

Congrats on your everything, OP.