I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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Ah, the desensitization of the population at large continues.

Ah, the desensitization of the population at large continues.

(Source: danieldaystreep)

Candidate for NJ State Senate directing a “suspense movie” in which women who want abortions are kidnapped and held until they bring the pregnancy that they didn’t want to term. It’s said to have a “pro-life” message.

notsodarling-:

eris-said:

So let me get this straight…I’m supposed to be okay with a politician putting his seal of approval on a story in which women are falsely imprisoned against their will, forced to have children that they did not feel ready for, and the argument is that this is a good thing?

This guy was a judge before he produced a horrible sounding anti-Obama movie, and now he’s basically condoning kidnapping as a good way to stop abortion.

What the fuck has happened to New Jersey?

NJ GOP-er Premiers Anti-Abortion Suspense Flick This Weekend

What. The. Fuck.

That trailer is worse than a horror movie.

I. Cannot.

(Source: erissaid)

On Why Glinda Is THE WORST

dallowayward:

1. She’s rude.

Glinda: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy: …I’m not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly…
Glinda: ONLY BAD WITCHES ARE UGLY.

O rly? Yet you ask Dorothy which one she is. That’s some passive aggressive shit right there, lady.

2. She’s a liar.

Dorothy: Oh I’d give anything to get out of Oz altogether. But which is the way back to Kansas? I can’t go the way I came!
Glinda: No, that’s true. THE ONLY PERSON WHO MIGHT KNOW would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself.

Bitch, you know how to send her home.

3. She’s dismissive.

Dorothy: But what happens if I -
Glinda: Just follow the yellow brick road [basically: lol bye bitch]

Thanks. For nothing. This is just after putting the shoes on Dorothy’s feet and making her a target for the Wicked Witch, mind you.

4. She’s shady and manipulative as fuq.

So Glinda comes waltzing back after all the hard work’s been done, like she wasn’t the catalyst for all this bullshit to begin with.

And she goes:

Glinda: You don’t need to be helped any longer. YOU’VE ALWAYS HAD THE POWER TO GO BACK TO KANSAS.
Dorothy: I have?
Scarecrow: Then why didn’t you tell her before?
Glinda: Because she wouldn’t have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.

No she goddamn didn’t. She already wanted to go home the whole time, which was the entire ~lesson of the film, and you had the power to send her back. You just wanted this little twelve-year-old girl to commit your political assassination for you.

In conclusion: Your childhood has been a lie.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

iamsamazon:

oldfamiliarway:

tangledupinlace:

 
‘Wet Hot American Summer’ sequel: Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, and more say they would return to Camp Firewood 
Wet Hot American Summer actors Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Janeane Garofalo, and David Hyde Pierce have all told Entertainment Weekly they would appear in a sequel to the camp movie spoof. Wet Hot grossed a meager $300,000 when it was released in July 2001, but over the past decade has developed a hardcore fan base and is increasingly regarded as a comedy classic. In recent years, several members of its once largely unknown cast — which also includes Amy Poehler and Bradley Cooper — have become major stars. “It’s been discussed over the last decade in various forms and incarnations,” says Rudd of a Wet Hot sequel. “I think we would all be up for doing it.”
(CLICK THROUGH FOR ARTICLE)

Wet Hot director David Wain and his co-writer Michael Showalter confirmed to EW they have been seriously thinking about writing a  second film set at Camp Firewood and may start work on the screenplay  later this year.
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OH MY HOLY SHIT.
Please let this happen.

Jordan and I just watched this the other day.
I approve of a round two.

iamsamazon:

oldfamiliarway:

tangledupinlace:

‘Wet Hot American Summer’ sequel: Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, and more say they would return to Camp Firewood 

Wet Hot American Summer actors Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Meloni, Janeane Garofalo, and David Hyde Pierce have all told Entertainment Weekly they would appear in a sequel to the camp movie spoof. Wet Hot grossed a meager $300,000 when it was released in July 2001, but over the past decade has developed a hardcore fan base and is increasingly regarded as a comedy classic. In recent years, several members of its once largely unknown cast — which also includes Amy Poehler and Bradley Cooper — have become major stars. “It’s been discussed over the last decade in various forms and incarnations,” says Rudd of a Wet Hot sequel. “I think we would all be up for doing it.”

(CLICK THROUGH FOR ARTICLE)

Wet Hot director David Wain and his co-writer Michael Showalter confirmed to EW they have been seriously thinking about writing a second film set at Camp Firewood and may start work on the screenplay later this year.

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OH MY HOLY SHIT.

Please let this happen.

Jordan and I just watched this the other day.

I approve of a round two.

'Hobbit' First Look: 3 Pics!

Funny story.

When I was a young person, I want to say somewhere between 12 and 15, I did something my Dad deemed bad and his punishment was the most creative he’d ever come up with: homework, in the summer. A book report, to be exact. On a book he KNEW I loathed. Not because I’d read it and formed a valid opinion, of course, but because he liked it. I knew that because he talked about it ALL the time. And what teenage girl wants to read the same books as their Dad?! I read Mom’s Danielle Steele books for years but I wouldn’t even peek into Dad’s “old, weird, boring, sci-fi” stuff.

Enter: The Hobbit.

Within a few chapters I was transfixed. Sitting outside under the ivy-covered pine trees with Bilbo and company became my favorite thing. At first I vehemently denied enjoyed reading the book; God forbid Dad know I’m enjoying being punished! But, as with any fandom, things got so good I couldn’t NOT talk about the book with him. After a few days The Hobbit became our nightly dinner topic. I read every spare moment I had between chores. I read that book over and over and over. Every time I think about the movie coming out, I cry. I CANNOT WAIT to take him to see it.

I realize now that he wasn’t trying to punish me at all. I can’t even remember what it was I “did” to deserve a punishment. He simply wanted to share something he loved with me, and this report was the only way I’d touch that book. He tried MANY times before to convince me to read it, but I always went, “Blech, it sounds boring,” and wandered off to do whatever it is I did back then.

I don’t remember if I ever wrote a report or not. If I did, it was amazing. If not, I assume it’s because Dad considered our nightly fangirl/guy conversations report enough. I will never forget how lost my brothers looked, and how happy it made Mom to see Dad and I sharing something that was “just ours.” Good times. GREAT times.

I refused to see the LoTR movies because I was infuriated that they didn’t make The Hobbit first. That’s how I experienced it, book-wise, and that’s how I wanted to see the movies. Come December 2012, I’ll finally be able to watch them all the way I want to.

thefrogman:

Is it possible J.K. Rowling was a Labyrinth fan?

Isn’t everyone??

thefrogman:

Is it possible J.K. Rowling was a Labyrinth fan?

Isn’t everyone??

randomlancila:

patriciar3x:

Well thats what we do, we fight! You tell me when I’m being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you’re being a pain in the ass…which you are….99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You’ve got like a two second rebound rate and then you’re back doing the next pain in the ass thing.

so what!

So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard and we’re gonna have to work at this every day. But I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you……Forever. You and me. Every day.

This is my favourite dialogue of the entire movie. Love isnt easy. Real love takes work. Real love means not always agreeing on everything. Real love may mean a few bumps along the way but it’s worth it.

Oh god. I forgot about this part. This is me and Kev, CONSTANTLY. Because I mess up and I’m a bitch and I say and do things to him that he never deserves, and he takes it. And even now, I feel so much regret for some of the things I said to him and some of the ways I acted while he was here. So I have to work at it, every day, because that’s not who I am and Kev deserves someone amazing, and I’m so afraid the things I did might cause him to break up with me, and that’s the last thing I want. So I have to just keep working at it until this fear and this feeling goes away, because he’s all I want. Forever. Every day.

I say sometimes that I’m a lemon of a person. Broken, not worthy of the love and care so unselfishly showered onto me by Jordan. My crazy brings with it a lot of guilt and self-loathing that I have to fight every single day. Some days I win, some days I don’t. On those days, I say things I don’t mean.

“I wish you never met me.” “I know you’ll leave eventually.” “You are perfect and I’m just the person who cooks and cleans for you, I don’t contribute financially and therefor don’t think I contribute at all.” “You deserve someone tall and thin and lovely like yourself.” “I know people think, ‘OMG, WTF?!’ when they see you with me.” “I’m so sorry for being your albatross.” “All I do is mess things up for you. You would have a better life without me.” “I’m nothing more than a breathing moneypit.”

And he always replies with something along the lines of, “I want all of you……Forever. You and me. Every day.”

And it never ceases to make me smile.

(Source: nessuna-promessa)

the-good-news-news:

First look at Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

“Anne’s outfit is more tactical, like the comic book, than the previous Batman movies. She will definitely be wearing the goggles and it’s going to be less sexy than Halle Berry and Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman costumes. She’s going to look more like a robber.”

MARS ATTACKS ON MY TV YESSSSSS

bohemea:

MAGICAL!

(Source: alextrager)