I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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thefrogman:

AHHHHHH!!!!!

GPOY every time I remember that I’m getting remarried one week from today.
The dress is altered and hanging on my bedroom door. This makes me squee often.

thefrogman:

AHHHHHH!!!!!

GPOY every time I remember that I’m getting remarried one week from today.

The dress is altered and hanging on my bedroom door. This makes me squee often.

thefrogman:

UPS CAME!

It’s a jelly donut.

Because I’m jealous.

Get it?

I say it in real life a lot so I thought I’d try it on the Internet. We’ll see how it goes I guess.

thefrogman:

Weeping Frogman.

OH MY GAWD
THIS IS PERFECT

thefrogman:

Weeping Frogman.

OH MY GAWD

THIS IS PERFECT

thefrogman:

English Mastiff (200 lbs.) vs. Chihuahua (5 lbs.)

[video/TO]

My boxer is only 75 pounds, but watching her and her chihuahua brother play like this makes my life complete.

thefrogman:

I think I’m finally getting the hang of this. 

The Frogman is so win. Even The Daily Dot thinks so!

thefrogman:

I think I’m finally getting the hang of this. 

The Frogman is so win. Even The Daily Dot thinks so!

thefrogman:

*sings*
This is the GIF that never ends.It just goes on and on my friends. I started looping it not knowing what it was, and the I started looping it forever just because…
[video]

thefrogman:

*sings*

This is the GIF that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
I started looping it not knowing what it was,
and the I started looping it forever just because…

[video]