I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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I would like to take some time to recognize the awesomeness of this “news story.” *stands and salutes*

The Onion:

God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President

If we give your daughters and granddaughters access to birth control they will instantly turn into wanton harlots with an insatiable sexual appetite. Because you know women are always on the edge of nymphomaniacal orgiastic abandon! They will pick up the prescription, pop a pill, then bone the pharmacist, the stock boy, and everyone in line for the bus. Why? Because birth control was paid for by the government.
Stephen Colbert (via ethiopienne)

(Source: maguimpalor)

(Source: grimyboy)

mydrunkkitchen: *ahem* This cat is inbred.

mydrunkkitchen:

*ahem*

This cat is inbred.

LOVED this pilot. Surprisingly. I knew I’d love the cast but babies/parents/a show about the crap I already see all day on Facebook?

Luckily it was NONE of those things. It was witty and honest and clever and just plain funny. Hubby and I lol’ed the entire half hour, not only at the show but at the brave people in our life currently raising newborns.

LOLOLOL, suckers.

“You know who’s not hungover? THAT BABY!”

“Instead of coming up with a new show, Ava’s in her office eating her feelings.”

the-eleventh-blog:

omg how do these keep improving!?!?

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: The reunited cast of Arrested Development do the show’s signature “chicken dance” live on stage at the New Yorker Festival. 

[gotcha / ontd.]

Earlier: Arrested Development returning to TV, says series creator Mitch Hurwitz.

dirtyovercoats:

best day of our lives

Congrats on your everything, OP.

thedailywhat: Interspecies Suspicion of the Day: Redditor Biddooo says: “My niece and a monkey. They do NOT trust each other.” Not sure if evolution, or just uncanny resemblance. [reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Interspecies Suspicion of the Day: Redditor Biddooo says: “My niece and a monkey. They do NOT trust each other.”

Not sure if evolution, or just uncanny resemblance.

[reddit.]