I am a(n):

White, nearly 30-year-old, cisgender woman.
Unapologetic Fatty.
Self-medicated mess.
Foodie.
Hairy, new-ish [lazy]Femme.
Slut.
Misandrist.
Childfree, straight-presenting, house-spouse /slash/ Dog Mom.
Liberal.
Intersectional Feminist.
Collector of interests.
Survivor.
Game lover.
Writer.
Wanna-be nail artist.
"Young" Denture Wearer.
Abortion-supporting Witch
"Texan trying to live a better, shame-free life in one of the toughest places to do that." [via]

...and this is my personal blog.

Here are some posts I've tagged 'About Me' that may provide more insight into who I am.

Here are my "vlogs."

If you know me "in real life," READ THIS!, and know this:

"There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought. But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me." -- Frances "Baby" Houseman

For what it's worth, operators of NSFW blogs, I do -NOT- consent to having my images reblogged or saved and uploaded to your site. (Only people who suck 12 rusty metal dildos at once disregard consent!)

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I guess we can ~officially~ say we’ve broken her of her deep fear of being under blankets.
Now to cure the pillow-phobia….

I guess we can ~officially~ say we’ve broken her of her deep fear of being under blankets.

Now to cure the pillow-phobia….

That’s weird. What’s the deal?

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image imsarahcate replied to your post: I finally found a vet in town that will see…

I still don’t understand why they won’t spay her! I’d think since she’s a pit breed they’d be MORE inclined to spay rather than less. These people are stupid. You, however, are maaaaahvelous

Basically, I found a place that doesn’t care about her “disability” but she fails to meet other criteria for surgery:

“Animal Protection League does not perform any pre-op bloodwork.  Pre-op bloodwork checks for anemia as well as checks the animal’s organs such as the kidneys and liver.  Since the liver processes the anesthetic agent, it is important that it is functioning properly.  We do not perform surgeries on pets that are greater than 5 years of age.  These pets need the pre-op bloodwork and heart monitors that a private practice veterinarian can offer.”

~whomp whomp~

I finally found a vet in town that will see Daisy!

After 4 years of searching and being told she was too big a liability by everyone in a 100 mile radius, I can finally get all her shots (so I can take her to the local dog park to meet other dogs, among other things.)

They won’t spay her, but at least she’ll be vaccinated.

*mega sigh of relief*

Ummm, that’s my spot!

Ummm, that’s my spot!

midnightlotus replied to your photo: GPOY: Blog bless Daiquiri Express Edition….

Ooohh look at the puppy!

There are actually 2!

Dundie does this thing where he nuzzles his face down between Daisy and the couch pillows, and sticks his butt straight up in the air. You can sort of see him poking out.

Tiny Dundie upside-down feets!   (and tail)

Tiny Dundie upside-down feets!   (and tail)

Cold puppy!

Cold puppy!

omggggg it finally happened!!

so sometimes Daisy “nudges” my PC tower with her face, and the CD tray opens

and she flips [adorable] shit

and then Dundie gets all amped

and then there’s barking and drool and growls and a general sense of WTF?!?

it’s happened a zillion times but I never have my phone or camera handy

until today

Any time I so much as half-mutter, “Uh-oh!,” Dundie hauls ass to get under my feet…

…because he knows there’s a high chance I’ve dropped some food.

#obese lifestyle

~holding hands~

~holding hands~

Dinner turned out perfectly.

A ton* of awesome fats commented on a Facebook status I made this afternoon.

I’m full and happy and we haven’t even touched the desserts.

I have some great friends coming over to visit and smoke and drink and pick at the “leftovers.”

My dog-children are adorable and hilarious. Exhibit A:

(he sat there nearly the entire 5 hours the turkey was roasting)

Best. Thanksgiving. Yet.

* = pun not intended but awesome

Dundie is a big fan of the new windows.

Dundie is a big fan of the new windows.

mrshowardhughes replied to your post: Daisy got REALLY excited on her morning walk for…

oh, dog injuries. cinna is getting better but ive still got little bruises all over that can only be explained by her overenthusiasm for…everything

People keep asking me why I didn’t “just” let go of the leash and I’m like…*facepalm*

She’s deaf…I can’t just call her to come back to me. Our yard in un-fenced, and we live downtown on one of the 4 busiest highways in town. She got free once before and it was the most terrifying 10-15 minutes of my LIFE. I’ll take the bruises and scratches and bumps over her getting lost…or worse.

I’m so glad to hear your doggy is doing better! Daisy is typically quite laid back, she’s 5 so quite a bit older than Cinna, I think she saw/smelled a squirrel? That’s the only time I’ve ever seen her do the run-in-circles-at-light-speed thing, other than that one time it snowed in 2010.

Daisy got REALLY excited on her morning walk for some reason, and in a super cute fit of running in circles, pulled me to the ground/drug me for a second or two.

I didn’t think I was hurt, but now that an hour has passed the scratches, bumps, and bruises are appearing all over. And the pain. Yowsa, the pain.

Oh well, all this talking about sucking dicks on Amber’s Facebook is healing me with lolz.

“OMG BATTLE GRUYERE YESSSSS I HAVE WANTED TO CATCH THIS RERUN FOR, LIKE, EVER!!”

“OMG BATTLE GRUYERE YESSSSS I HAVE WANTED TO CATCH THIS RERUN FOR, LIKE, EVER!!”